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"Uhg…. I feel like I am going to puke..." Lexy ended up eating way too many cakes, and now she actually felt sick. Although she did not need to go to the bathroom, she would still feel full after a while of eating. And right now, she felt like she ate one hundred copies of her.



"Lexy, I'm sorry I didn't know!" Olivia felt really bad she kept ordering cake and Lexy at it. She now knew that she had to be careful and that she needed to treat Lexy more like a regular person in game than a game character.



"Olivia, I said it was fine already..." Lexy felt bad because Olivia kept apologizing when it was half her fault. She could have stopped any time, but the sweets were just soo good!



"Big Sister..." Olivia firmly stated.



"Huh?" Lexy was confused as to why Olivia was suddenly going from crying to serious.



"I said call me big sister!" Olivia whined.



"Ah! Umm, why?" Lexy was still confused why Olivia was trying to push this whole big sister thing all of a sudden.



"Just call me big sister from now on!" Olivia began to tear up. She wanted to be Lexy's family, but she never thought Lexy was going to reject her!



"Alright, don't cry anymore B-Big Sister..." Lexy pursed her lips. She wondered how long this was going to last.



Olivia's lips curled up into a smile as she smashed Lexy's face into her metal armor, almost causing her to meet her old friend respawn. "Olivia! My health! My health! I'm gonna die! Big Sister!"



"Ahh! Sorry! Quick drink a health potion!" Olivia was really all over the place.



A few minutes later...



"I thought I was going to die." Lexy let out a sigh of relief. "O…. Big Sister, when will they do the results for the event?"



"I think they will do it this evening when it's peak play time." Olivia answered.



The two were currently walking towards the armor shop so Lexy could upgrade her gear. "Ahhh! It's that damn slutty cat!" A yell came from the crowd as a girl dressed in blue armor pushed her way through the crowd. "You damn thieving cat, are you willing to duel me!?"



Lexy looked at the girl sizing her up as she tried to remember who she was. She had remembered someone calling her that before, and she killed them with magic. But the person in front of her was not them. Scratching her head, she looked at the girl in blue armor and asked: "Who are you, nya?"



"You! You're trying to act all cute again to make people side with you with your Nya Nya Nya! Who the hell says Nya!? Stop trying to act cute when you're nothing but a thieving cat!' The girl in blue armor yelled in anger.



But her words did not seem to match up to the majority vote of the crowd. "Ummm! I hate to break it to you, but for the cat girl to say Nya was very cute."



"Yes, very cute indeed!"



"Cute is justice, so I vote Nya!"



"I also vote, Nya!"



"All those in favor of the Nya vote Nya!"



"Nya!" And somehow, Lexy has formed a Nya Nya Fanclub.



"Will you people shut it before my Onyx guild makes it so you can never level past 0!" The girl in blue yelled.



"Ummm miss, I think you have mistaken me for someone else, but I must ask…. If Nya is not cute, then is your barking cute?" Lexy asked as she tilted her head to the side and tapped her chin as if lost in thought over whether or not barking is cute.



"Barking!? Who was barking!?" The girl in blue armor yelled out. She didn't understand Lexy's question! She had not barked once!



"Ahh, there she goes again. You should know cats are bad with dogs. All dogs except my Socks, Socks come out and see if you can communicate with the other puppy over here." Lexy summoned Socks, who appeared next to Lexy in puppy form and rubbed his head on her leg, and let out a few cute barks. "Ahh, I guess barking can be cute if it comes from Socks. Socks, can you ask the old lady here what she is saying? Her barks are just uncute. Very, very uncute."



Olivia had already turned around and was hunched over on the ground laughing away. Tears streamed down her cheeks the more Lexy talked. Lexy really had no idea who this girl was. As such, she decided to call her dog girl. "Come Socks, ask Dog Girl to tell you what she is saying, then you relay it back to me so I can understand."



Although stupid, the girl in blue armor finally understood that Lexy was talking about her the entire time! "Who are you calling a dog girl!?"



"The one who keeps barking? Socks is male, so why would  I call him dog girl? This only leaves you, I mean, because I am a cat after all. See nya nya!"  Lexy made a few cat poses and showed her tail as if she was proving she was a cat.



"You! Forget it! I challenge you to a duel!" The girl in blue armor yelled and pointed towards Lexy, but Lexy had picked up Socks and held him in front of her.



"Look, Socks! She wants to duel you! Look how popular you are with the female dogs! Now go play. If you impregnate her though, don't bring her home. She looks stupid. "Lexy's voice was very serious as she said this. Socks even let out a woof of acknowledgment.



At this time, Olivia was not the only one rolling around in the ground laughing. Many others were, too, including the NPCs. The girl in the blue armor face was frozen stiff when she looked at the small three headed dog coming towards her. She had once again forgotten that she was scared of dogs until this innocent looking three headed dog stood in front of her. "Woof!"

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