I’m Off To An All You Can Buffet, I Think?


The Inner Monologue Of A Transmigrator With A System

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My name is Orito Sho, I had suddenly been transported to a strange place and in the body of an orc of all things. When I first woke up I saw many other orcs around me and they… They were doing "that"  with a bunch of elves they captured. It was my first time seeing such a scene besides the stuff I saw on my computer. Not being able to take it, I quickly left the place behind. Although I kind of wouldn't have minded doing such a thing to an elf myself...




Anyway, I spent the entire day roaming the forest until I finally stumbled upon a river. But you wouldn't believe what I saw. A girl with snow white skin, wearing our school uniform. She was soaking wet. I was entranced just looking at her. It was the first time I had ever seen anyone so beautiful.  She seemed to be out cold, so in order to not scare her if she suddenly woke up, I stood in the bushes and watched over her to make sure no one or anything would attack her.




After a few hours, she finally woke up. Her beautiful red eyes were like rubies. I was so entranced that I stumbled out of the bush. We ended up staring at each other for a few minutes until I finally worked up the courage to speak to her.




"Hello? Can you understand me?" I asked in Japanese. I was hoping this girl who had our school uniform on was not just wearing some random clothes from this world. But the reaction I got and the familiar gesture the girl did tell me right away who she was!




There was one girl in our class, she was actually very cute but she was very aloof and never talked with anyone. it was like she put up a barrier between us and herself. She had many admirers but no one dared to ask her out. Any time someone asked her a question she would make this same gesture as if she was trying to figure out how to answer. I instantly blurted out "Nagano?" in a questioning manner. This question seemed to stir with her and she instantly turned to walk away but she then stopped and came back picked up a stick and wrote in large Japanese characters 'I am not an elf, please do not r*pe me!'




My mind almost blew up because I remembered the scene from earlier. Flustered I yelled out. "Why the hell would I do that!? Wait… That doesn't matter! If you are here that means more of our classmates are here as well. Have you seen any of them?"




My outburst seemed to have startled Nagano because the next thing I saw was her raising her hand and a chain appeared out of thin air. I watched as the chain flew towards me at lightning speed. I had no chance of dodging it. I could only shout out "What!?  What are you doing!? Offh" As it slammed into my head. My eyelids grew heavy and just before darkness consumed me I saw Nagano licking her lips as if she was looking at a fat steak




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Now you probably are all thinking, starting a fire is a simple task. Well let me tell you, you're all stupid! Starting a fire as they do on tv is not easy at all! So I had once watched a documentary about survival. It showed how to do all kinds of things! But there is one major issue. When you are in a wet damp forest, it is almost impossible to find any dry wood, never mind any kind of tinder. I have sat here with a bit of the driest materials I could find close by and an hour has passed and I still have not gotten even the slightest spark. How am I trying to start a fire you ask? To put it simply I have been rubbing two sticks together with all my might and not a single spark or puff of smoke!




I was thinking of casting purgatory and then using the flames from that to start a fire but I am afraid the orc will fall into it and burn. Huh? *Crunch* You ask what I am eating right now? *Crunch* I err… Well, you see I was too hungry and just started digging in. I mean it smelt so good! So bloody! So fresh! The taste is actually pretty good. Though it might not be all that good tasting for you all, but hey, for me, in my super awesome vampire body, it's taste just right!






The only issue is that there is not enough. I mean it has only been a few minutes since I started eating and there is nothing left but bones.  I seemed to have eaten everything else. Skin and all… Nasty right? Well to be honest at some point I kinda blanked out while consuming the meat and when I finally got a hold of myself there was nothing left and I was gnawing on this bone here that I am chewing on now. No sense in wasting the bones to right?



To make things even worse I am still hungry. This sucks! Anyway, one good thing did come out of this. Well, two I should say. I now have <Two handed Weapons(Lvl 1)> and <Smash (Lvl 1)>. Two skills I can finally use!






<Two handed Weapons(Lvl 1)>


[Increases proficiency in two handed weapons. +10 damage when wielding a two handed weapon. Increases by twenty per level.]






<Smash (Lvl 1)>


[A skill that deals massive damage to a single target. +100 damage to a target, cost -5 Mp per use. 10 second cooldown.]




Hohoho! Now, this is good. Thank you classmate-san for allowing me to acquire such a useful skill. The best thing about <Smash (Lvl 1)> is it is not limited to two handed weapons. Which is good since if my trusted sharpened stick breaks I only have a dull dagger.




There is one thing that bothers me though. I am always so hungry and after leveling a few times my hunger seems to be growing! Aw well, I guess I can search for the orc camp. I think with my current skills, I can just wack a few of them to death and have a feast. Now that I know that I can get by without cooking anything it should be like an all you can eat buffet right?



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