Seeing them all run away like that made me realize that I was letting free experience go. In such a situation, how could I let such a thing happen? I raised my hand at the fleeing guards and whispered in my sweet lovely angelic voice: "<Purgatory (Max)>."

This was my first time using this spell, and I have to tell you, wow, and I mean wow. A large door appeared under my feet that had two large demons with horns engraved on it. They were being impaled by hundreds of spears. Blood flowed from their wounds into the cracks of the door. The door was so large it encompassed everything in the surroundings, not leaving any room for the guards to avoid the attack. Then within the next second, the doors swung open, dropping the guards inside. At first, I was a bit worried because I was standing on the door as well, but when the doors swung open, the area under me was not affected by the suction. But! Those free experience points got sucked right in. In two seconds, they were already dead. Such a lovely thing. With this group of guards, I was able to gain two levels! Two whole levels! Which makes me level 19 now.

After I took care of the guards, I suddenly felt something on my back shift. I placed my snacks on the ground to find that the human guard I knocked out was waking up. I guess I didn't hit him hard enough. Well, this is also fine. I could use some amusement, and because I wanted to see his reaction, I quickly went to work and positioned him so that he was sitting in the large bear's lap with his head in the large bear's mouth. "Ahhh!"

The results, you ask? Well, he fainted. He let out a scream and then fainted. So this time, I went a step further, and I ate all the bear's innards and stuffed the man inside the bear's body. I have mental issues? Hmm, now that you said something, I guess I could… but anyway, the entire skeleton of the bear was replaced with the man's body. It was like one of those kuma pajama sets you could buy on Earth. With that all said and done, I casted some water magic and splashed the guard awake.

"Ahhh! My body! Ahh!" he completely freaked out and started to move around. Must have felt weird since it was still all bloody and what not, you know? But I had a good laugh so after he fainted once again I killed him.

What? How can I just play with my food like that, you ask? Didn't you play with your food when you were little? Same concept, except I am doing it now. Anyway, it's time to umm put up some censor bars while I get my skills.

And so I ate my first human.  How did it taste? Why are you so interested? Were you not the one who told me I had no morals? Now, you're all like, come on, tell me how a human tastes! Guess what I am not telling you ever!

Okay, now to go over the skills I just got. First off  <One Handed Weapons (Lvl 1)> is self-explanatory, so I will not go over this one, but <Strength Boost (Lvl 1)>, this one is pretty cool. It basically makes the already super awesome me an even more super awesome me.

<Strength Boost (Lvl 1)>

[A passive skill that makes the owner stronger by 10% of their normal strength. Goes up by 1% per level.]

One thing I wonder is how high these levels actually go. I mean, think about it. If these levels continuously go up without a cap, wouldn't that mean I like can't die? Now that I think about it, I really should begin upping my skills. But before that, I should probably find a place to hide before more guards come.

I decided it would be best to do certain things away from people. Like for instance I want to get <Minor HP Recovery (Lvl 1)> , <Pain Nullification (Lvl 2)> , <Thick Skin (Lvl 5)> all up. The only way to do that really would be to do harm to myself. This way, I know my limits. Of course, I still hate pain, but I am still wondering if <High Speed Regeneration (MAX)> will really regrow, let's say a finger or something? The only way to find out, I guess, would be to lose one, but it's a scary thought, you know, what if <High Speed Regeneration (MAX)> just turned it into a stub instead of actually regrowing my finger. Sigh, I guess I have no choice but to…

"Ow! Holy shit, that hurt!" Huh? I actually yelled out in my cute angelic voice, and it sounded sexy? What the hell are you talking about when I just cut my own finger off! Oh! Wait, it's regrowing! Ah, thank the gods! It actually regrew the whole finger. I was truly not prepared to look at my delicate snow white hand and see an ugly stub. But what's more, is that  <Pain Nullification (Lvl 4)>, rose two levels, <Regeneration (Lvl 5)> which I had forgotten about, jumped five levels, Minor HP Recovery (Lvl 2), went up one level, and  <Thick Skin (Lvl 6)>, went up one level as well.

So if my finger grew back, would that mean my hand would too, right? With this thought in mind,  I gritted my teeth, closed my eyes, raised my dull dagger, and stabbed down! Hmm? No pain! I open my eyes to see my dagger penetrating right through my wrist. Since it was in, I chopped down with it and still felt no pain. A few seconds later, I was looking at my own hand, that was now separated from my body. Very quickly, though, the spot that I cut off began to grow back, and seconds later, I was once again staring at my beautiful snow white hand again without a single flaw to it.

*Crunch!*

Hmmm? What am I eating? Well… Since it was just laying there, I kinda ummm… Wait, a message just popped into my head. "New Title acquired {Cannibal} " I see… so eating your own hand makes me a cannibal… Well, since it doesn't taste half bad so it's fine. Now I know I won't go hungry anymore.

Now to cut and stab away at myself! What?  You say I am a masochist? No! No! I am just doing this to gain skill levels and free snacks! How can someone who has a purpose be considered a masochist?